ZOYA NAIL POLISH -AOB INVESTIGATIVE TEAM EXCLUSIVE
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BREAKING NEWS: Nail Polish Fairy tracking device set off at at AOB headquarters
Following a loud alarm and a visit by the GPFI (government polish fairy Investigators) AOB offices remained locked down this afternoon.
Staffers leaving for the day tell us polish fairies were seen whirling about at the AOB (makers of Zoya Nail Polish) compound today. We have no official confirmation but the AOB Investigative Team has located telltale blobs in the color room that looked very much like winter/Holiday color to us. Could this possibly be the break we were looking for? At the time of this report, AOB executives remained in seclusion refusing to emerge or comment on the situation.